D​.​D​.​S (Deadly Dandruff Syndrome)

from D​.​D​.​S by Power Gangrene

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lyrics

If you have dandruff on your head
Scratch the flakes once, twice but the third
You will be dead
As satisfying as it may be
To remove the dead skin flakes
From your scalp
Your head will be all bloody
And you will get Deadly Dandruff Syndrome
All those fakers on YouTube
They use wax and soap
And pass it off as real dandruff
There are some exceptions
Such as the channels Sumire5
And 02Sleepyheads
They are 100% legit
But let’s not forget
Removing dandruff flakes can be addicting
And if you stop removing them
The withdrawal therapy is very heavy and
Torturous
Yellow dandruff is the kind of dandruff
You get when your skin is too oily
It is just as satisfying
To remove from your head
As white dandruff
Use bubble bath shampoo
If you want to break free from
The curse of the deadly dandruff syndrome
However, you will never have dandruff
Flakes to remove for the rest of your life
And you will be considered an enemy
Of the DDS heresy
Both you and each and every
Next generation of your family
One day, DDS will spread
Through all mankind
No one can escape its transmission

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from D​.​D​.​S, released May 16, 2023

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Power Gangrene Spata, Greece

Noise/Doom Metal band from Spata, East Attica, Greece created by Stamatis Ioannou in 2023.

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